Killer Farts

[WoodyCT]

Back in the day a couple buddies and I went to Boston for a night of fun. We chased some pelts out to BC to no avail, but on the way back into town I cleared a train car. One elderly black man was heard to say, "Man you're one stinky assed white boy!!" Ten years later and I still laugh out loud over that one.

[WoodyCT]

... and when my wife was pregnant with our first- GOOD GOD O'MIGHTY!! I'll never forget the night I was awoken by a tremendous blast that litterally made the bed springs vibrate and hum.

[teaser]

Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?

[gldnbear93]

"Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?"

When I was in college we used to have a pickup basketball tournament at a friend's house. The guy's father and his buddies were also participants. Frank's dad was a joker and used to love lifting his leg and letting a loud one go. Well after on of the games he lifts his leg to let one off and and the noise was only drowned out by our laughter as whatever was percolating ran down his leg. Talk about skid marks.

[gldnbear93]

-Proof that college kids have too much time on their hands....

seven or eight of us used to have an annual fartfest. It started in the dorms and when we eventually moved to a house (seven of us in a brand spankin' new place). Everyone got to choose their deadliest meal. We closed up the common room onour floor and let loose for a couple hours. Loudest, nastiest, most, wettest etc.
What a mess when one of the hottest girls in the building walked into the room....

[luds]

This thread should be closed. You guys are absolutely nasty. I think farts can be funny by you have taken it to far.

[Tagger]

Originally Posted by luds48

This thread should be closed. You guys are absolutely nasty. I think farts can be funny by you have taken it to far.

Yea ... you guys ruined a good fart thread .. thanks alot .