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Old 08-27-2007, 10:32 AM   #1
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We have descended to this? God help us.

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Old 08-27-2007, 11:08 AM   #2
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We have descended to this? God help us.
hahahaa.....its almost as bad as my hotdog thread...

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Old 08-27-2007, 03:43 PM   #3
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We have descended to this? God help us.
Its a bi-lateral function,, a human condition ,, or should we pretend it isn't happening . Truth is average person farts 14 times a day ... average person includes girls too .. Yes .. this thread stinks .. Just keepin it real ....

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Old 08-27-2007, 11:45 AM   #4
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:57 AM   #5
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This thread stinks.

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It's the fishing hole
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:38 AM   #6
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:23 AM   #7
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:17 PM   #8
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Grew up with that one ,,, Had an uncle that use to let some bombs go in church .. All us kids would be trying not to laugh out loud .. After church in the car my uncle Dave would say .. "There's nothing funnier than a fart in church" ... miss that guy... funny as a bastagde Salty ..

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Old 08-29-2007, 10:21 AM   #9
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Grew up with that one ,,, Had an uncle that use to let some bombs go in church .. All us kids would be trying not to laugh out loud .. After church in the car my uncle Dave would say .. "There's nothing funnier than a fart in church" ... miss that guy... funny as a bastagde Salty ..
I'm sitting here and can't stop laughing at your uncle's quote.....It's even funny thinking about a fart in chruch....lmao!!!!
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Old 11-20-2007, 12:52 PM   #10
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:05 AM   #11
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:56 PM   #12
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Speaking of the T

Back in the day a couple buddies and I went to Boston for a night of fun. We chased some pelts out to BC to no avail, but on the way back into town I cleared a train car. One elderly black man was heard to say, "Man you're one stinky assed white boy!!" Ten years later and I still laugh out loud over that one.
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:09 PM   #13
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... and when my wife was pregnant with our first- GOOD GOD O'MIGHTY!! I'll never forget the night I was awoken by a tremendous blast that litterally made the bed springs vibrate and hum.
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:07 PM   #14
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Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?

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Old 11-01-2007, 01:17 PM   #15
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"Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?"

When I was in college we used to have a pickup basketball tournament at a friend's house. The guy's father and his buddies were also participants. Frank's dad was a joker and used to love lifting his leg and letting a loud one go. Well after on of the games he lifts his leg to let one off and and the noise was only drowned out by our laughter as whatever was percolating ran down his leg. Talk about skid marks.

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Old 11-01-2007, 01:21 PM   #16
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-Proof that college kids have too much time on their hands....

seven or eight of us used to have an annual fartfest. It started in the dorms and when we eventually moved to a house (seven of us in a brand spankin' new place). Everyone got to choose their deadliest meal. We closed up the common room onour floor and let loose for a couple hours. Loudest, nastiest, most, wettest etc.
What a mess when one of the hottest girls in the building walked into the room....

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