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08-24-2007, 07:12 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
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Dried fruit of anykind. Thanks Ed for not eating that before the concert a few weeks ago, I appreciate it.
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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08-24-2007, 09:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Dried fruit is done commercially with sulfur, especially apricots. The secret ingrediant that makes hard boiled eggs nuclear. Add beer for propellant and you have a weapon...
I am Booferman
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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08-24-2007, 10:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
Posts: 3,781
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True Story
Many years ago my best friend who was the Hendrix of farting in sound variations and super horror smells had just picked up his new junker station wagon and stopped to get me for one of our somewhat standard 800 mile plus all day all night cruises in NE.....
Few miles later we hit 495 north and he starts wailing on his gas guitar and they reek unbelievably bad so I frantically reach for the window handle and its not there.... I look over at him with a look of complete horror and he has the Cheshire Cat thing going and rips some more.... I dive over the front seat into the back and again no handles .... both sides................... U F...er I yell and he is laughing and farting up a storm at the same time....
After I twisted his ear from behind he lowered his window and the wagons rear window..... finally I could breathe.... I swore he took the handles off but he said he did not and that the $300 wagon came like that.
The Horror 
***8 track player raggy weed assorted wild vitamins strange fungi cheap beer lots of cigarettes Wild Turkey miles of road and our youth..... |
Good health and family
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08-24-2007, 11:49 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Bingo Jake/Fred ... My wife was watching Oprah (not me) and a this subject was discussed in length . They had a Doc and they asked him what makes farts stink ? Sulfur ... foods with a higher sulfur content will make you stinky bastaged.. You gotta know what does it to you so you know what to avoid on special occaisions .. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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xxx
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Playin' in the Dark
Posts: 2,407
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tagger
.. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..
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I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too. |
"Remember, my friend, that knowledge is stronger than memory, and we should not trust the weaker" - Van Helsing
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08-26-2007, 06:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Burlington
Posts: 2,290
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Keep Tagger out of the elevators  |
low & slow 37
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08-27-2007, 10:32 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
Posts: 5,451
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We have descended to this? God help us. |
Why even try......... 
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08-27-2007, 11:20 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,206
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clogston29
I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too.
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