
He didn't like the casserole 
And he didn't like my cake. 
He said my biscuits were too hard... 
Not like his mother used to make. 
I didn't perk the coffee right 
He didn't like the stew, 
I didn't mend his socks 
The way his mother used to do. 
I pondered for an answer 
I was looking for a clue. 
Then I turned around and smacked the %$%$%$%$ out of him... 
Like his mother used to do.