Rent a Bass to become a "Sharpie"

[Matt D]

Affiliated with Bass Pro Shops? They've got a few in the tank that look like they'd go 30#'s.

Wife got me good a couple of April Fools ago. I was in bed having my first cup of coffee and she started screaming "Come here, there's a moose in the backyard!" I said sure there is, I ain't falling for that one. "No really!" she says. So I go out to the back door and there's a young cow moose standing there about 25 yards away.

I still haven't figured out how she got the moose to show up.

[Spiderman]

That would work good for tourney's
As a matter of fact a fisherman down here on LI was accused of doing this as he won like 5 cash prize tournaments in a row.

[FishNH]

Rent a Bass