Joke for today?

[RIJIMMY]

A man and a woman are childhood sweethearts and finally get married. A couple weeks after the wedding she comes out into the garage and sees him in the boat arranging his tackle. She has a disturbed look on her face so he asks her "whats wrong"? She tells him that since they were married now she thought he would probably sell his boat and fishing gear. He now gets a disturbed look on his face. "Whats wrong" she asks? He says "for a second there you sounded like my ex-wife". She gets all upset and tells him "I did'nt know you had an ex-wife"! He says "I did'nt"!

[FishNH]

Originally Posted by RIJIMMY

A man and a woman are childhood sweethearts and finally get married. A couple weeks after the wedding she comes out into the garage and sees him in the boat arranging his tackle. She has a disturbed look on her face so he asks her "whats wrong"? She tells him that since they were married now she thought he would probably sell his boat and fishing gear. He now gets a disturbed look on his face. "Whats wrong" she asks? He says "for a second there you sounded like my ex-wife". She gets all upset and tells him "I did'nt know you had an ex-wife"! He says "I did'nt"!

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[Jimbo]

An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tellsthe old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was thecleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied,"Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does"