my daughter is a Food Science major.. lets just say this....fast food, well.. I think I'd take a shot at what's in the dogs dish first, after her telling me the story of chicken mcnuggets, etc. etc. etc.
"It's kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it's happening you're stoked, because hey threesome!!! But once you're finished it kinda sinks in about what you've done."