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Old 04-28-2003, 07:26 AM   #1
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN.......

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes. Reconstruction may be necessary.

Between 51and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are not
patrolled.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN...

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a #^&#^&#^&#^&.

~..~..~.. ><((((º>
Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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