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Old 12-09-2009, 06:15 PM   #1
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38-24-36" inflatable doll with sufficient orifices to hold my fishing rod, lip-gripper, and scale while I sit on her and paddle to a rock. Blond, would be best.
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:18 PM   #2
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38-24-36" inflatable doll with sufficient orifices to hold my fishing rod, lip-gripper, and scale while I sit on her and paddle to a rock. Blond, would be best.
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:27 PM   #3
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I asked santa for a Daiwa em pro 5500 and some waders but then santa reminded me were saving a wedding in 9 months

It would be raining soup, and id be be standing outside with a fork
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:48 PM   #4
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My holiday wish would be to become a better surfcaster and you can find that under any tree. If there was one thing that I would value would be piemma's surf log. Merry Christmas Paul.
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Old 12-09-2009, 07:55 PM   #5
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:26 AM   #6
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I asked santa for a Daiwa em pro 5500 and some waders but then santa reminded me were saving a wedding in 9 months
Important lesson - If you don't have or are not going to have kids right off the bat, save and hide one of the items now and you might be able to put off the other. If kids are current or imminent, you've got to get square now or you never will. Pick one and get it. The other may happen once formula and diapers are done.

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Old 12-10-2009, 09:32 AM   #7
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38-24-36" inflatable doll with sufficient orifices to hold my fishing rod, lip-gripper, and scale while I sit on her and paddle to a rock. Blond, would be best.
Don't forget to order a couple hundred hook bonnets to protect her from the trebles.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:48 PM   #8
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38-24-36" inflatable doll with sufficient orifices to hold my fishing rod, lip-gripper, and scale while I sit on her and paddle to a rock. Blond, would be best.
They now make for only 4 grand, a completely lifelike companion per your specs or favorite " actress ". Saw it on HBO the other day. I do believe they float, they are built to go in the shower to hold the soap.

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