I dunno, Swimmer - what is the charge for DWPBM...
Although there isn't much cause for levity if the friggin' dimwit had T-boned somebody, all I could think of was Jim Carey in Me, Myself and Irene
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.