Joke for today?

[nightfighter]

> CORPORATE LESSON 1: A man is getting into the shower just as
his
> wife is
> finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few
> seconds of
> arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the
wife
> gives
> up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When
> she
> opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
>
> Before she says a word, Bob says "I'll give you 800 dollars to
drop
> that
> towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman
> drops her
> towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds,
Bob
> hands her
> 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good
> fortune, the
> woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
>
> When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the
> shower, "Who
> was that?"
>
> "It was Bob the next door neighbor", she replies.
>
> "Great", the husband says, "Did he say anything about the 800
> dollars he
> owes me?"
>
>
> Moral Of The Story: If you share critical information
pertaining to
> credit
> and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a
position to
> prevent avoidable exposure.
>
>
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>
> CORPORATE LESSON 2: A priest was driving along and saw a nun on
the
> side
> of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she
accepted.
> She
> got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal
a
> lovely
> leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After
> controlling
> the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
>
> The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember
Psalm
> 129?"
> The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced
> himself to
> remove his hand, however he was unable to remove his eyes from
her
> leg.
> Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
> again.
>
> The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>
> Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh
is
> weak."
>
> Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful
> glance and
> went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest
rushed to
> retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth
and
> seek.
> Further up, you will find glory."
>
>
> Moral Of The Story: Always be well informed in your job, or you
> might miss
> a great opportunity!
>
>
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>
> CORPORATE LESSON 3: Usually the staff of the company plays
> football. The
> middle level managers are more interested in Tennis. The top
> management
> usually has a preference for Golf.
>
>
> Moral Of The Story: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls
> reduce in
> size.