DEAR ABBY

[UserRemoved1]

omg I think I just stained myself laughing Bill and Eben

[Nebe]

My ex girfriend's parents dog once ate a pair of panty hose.. I have never seen anything so hillarious when it tried to crap it out..it was hanging out by about a foot and the dog was running in circles trying to pull it out.. i guess you had to see it to really understand the bizarreness of it.

[Crafty Angler]

You can't blame the dog - he's just doing what dogs do.

It's the owners fault - and he may be trying to get your goat, Salty.

If it were me, I'd go over and pinch a beaut on his front steps and then ring the bell to ask if he could spare a little TP...

I dunno...I guess diplomacy has never been my strong suit