I'd trade "her" in but I wouldn't do that to even my worst enemy never mind a car salesman. Plus unless they pay me per pound, trading "her" in won't help!
(Pretty brave words seeing she doesn't visit this board)
"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." Matt Groening, Life In Hell