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Originally Posted by numbskull
True, true indeed........but, alas, it is your soul that will be fouled instead. And thou shalt find thyself cursed and painful to the eye of the Lord who, in his wisdom and magnificence, will discard thee to the shores of the canal wherest thou shall be doomed squander the rest of thou's days, unwashed, unblessed, and reeking of unmentionable odors, standing alone in the dark with thy rod erect, hoping......nay.....dreaming that something, anything will pull upon it. Amen.
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My dearest and beloved Numbskull…
As a sculptor, angler, thread hijacker, and enemy of all things deciduous and coniferous, it pains me to see you masquerading as a friend to the catadromous elver, or nature itself for that matter. Your concrete encampment better known as your basement likely houses the unidentified remains of many a fine Chamaecyparis nootkatensis, whose dear lives were taken for the purpose of providing recreation for an aggrieved madman. Your soul will remain in purgatory long after your withered remains become enveloped in the cape sands, damned forever. I offer my prayers to your loved ones and a quote to ponder…
They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
- James G. Watt
......or bad plugs for that matter...
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