Is it legal.......

[Swimmer]

Make sure when you hear the sirens that whoever is tuning him up stops. Misdmeanors are only arrestable when observed.

Take him "chumming"!

[Joe]

If she's going away to school - do nothing. In 10 weeks she'll have a host of boyfriends, only you won't see it - so it will be ok. The odds of her townie boyfriend lasting through September are nil.
Or, do your best to break them up, enlist some hitmen, etc, nothing like a Shakespearean tragedy to brighten one's summer.

[Flaptail]

She attends college in Boston, he in Cambridge (guess where), he had an apartment of his own while at the Big H which he had a lease on until Spetember 1st of this year. My oldest daughter is sub-letting from him while she works her summer internship doing media production for the BU School of Law.

He left Thursday to spend the summer on Nantucket ( a good thing) and won't be back until end of August, a surprise and welcome releif to me and Mom. My daughter is going over to spend the 4th w/ him and his friends and since his departure for ACK has taken on a second summer job at an Inn in town besides her job at MBL in the Hole.

So I am hoping he finds another summer love over there and my kid finds out and dumps him. I did find out he has taken a lease on an apt with two other guys from his school, that's good but the bad news is that it is in the Fenway and that's where my kids school is. But I did warn him that he needs to let her concentrate on school this year or I would hold him personally responsible ( wack wack).

We will see.