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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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01-30-2008, 03:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: PHX AZ its a DRY HEAT 122
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All you gotta do is "JUST".....  Really means they don't know all the details involved in the job. I ask them if they can describe the job without the word "just".  Just doesn't do justice to the job.  |
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01-30-2008, 05:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,605
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When someone says, "I feel badly." It doesn't mean they don't feel well or are expressing sorrow. What they're saying is that they really suck at touching things.
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01-30-2008, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MA/RI
Posts: 2,412
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"whatever"
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01-31-2008, 10:55 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cotuit MA
Posts: 295
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"Literally"..."I literally died when he told me..." (no such luck I am thinking)...."he literally almost shot his head %$%$%$%$...."the dog literally jumped about 30 feet in the air".....etc....
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"Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau
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01-31-2008, 12:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: People's Republic
Posts: 1,025
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"It doesn't get any better than this." If that were true, then why not end your life right there? The On the Water tv shows say this phrase ad nauseum.
Oh, the worst is "To tell you the truth." No, please lie to me.
Last edited by Steve K; 01-31-2008 at 12:23 PM..
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01-31-2008, 04:39 PM
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Fish Hound
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Shrewsbury, MA & Mashpee, MA
Posts: 1,159
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve K
Oh, the worst is "To tell you the truth." No, please lie to me.
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that is a very good one  |
"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart.....pursue those."
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01-31-2008, 06:39 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 7,260
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Let's have a fundraiser
And I really hate people who drop names to make them look important
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Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey 
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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02-14-2008, 02:39 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Goddamn
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F-18® 
It IsWhat It Is
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02-14-2008, 02:40 PM
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Spot Preserver
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Mansfield
Posts: 2,461
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not tonight honey, i have a headache!  |
Make America Great Again.
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02-14-2008, 02:45 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,126
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Quote:
Originally Posted by keeperreaper
not tonight honey, i have a headache! |
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A husband walked from the bathroom naked and climbed into bed with his wife complaining, as usual, " Not tonight, I have a headache."
"Perfect," said her husband, "I was in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It's up to you"
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I tried this one, it didn't work  |
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02-17-2008, 05:17 PM
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Trophy Hunter Apprentice
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: THE Other Cape
Posts: 2,508
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that is some funny stuff, Slipknot!
Not that my wife ever HAS headaches, mind you ! |
"The first condition of happiness is that the connection
between man and nature shall not be broken."~~ Leo Tolstoy
Tight Lines, and
Happy Hunting to ALL!
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