Twas The Week Before Christmas......

[justplugit]

Good poem, Larry, right on.

It's a shame what it's come too.

[JohnR]

'Twas the week before Christmas, Larry in line at Dunks,
"They put too much sugar in my %^$#%# Coffee the #^#%@ Punks!"
So Larr' with his coffee, bacon/egg and cheese croissant
Went to the convenience store to see who he could haunt...

All I wrote so far

[luds]

LOL......Nice poem BF. I here ya.....I haven't left my cave in a month other than for work or to get food. It's crazy out there. I feel like hugging someone when they hold a door for me it's so rare.

[BigFish]

Twas in line at Dunkies and wanted some Joe,
I noticed that all of their counter help blow!

They screwed up my coffee and gave me the wrong change,
I was suddenly angry and acting deranged!

The person who helped me could not understand,
They did not speak the language and were not from this land!

I had to repeat my order again,
I ordered one coffee and one donut not ten!

I sent back the coffee and just bit my tongue,
I hoped that my coffe was right when it comes!

Again it was screwed up how hard can it be,
To get one cup of coffee with no sugar just cream?

Fortunately I left my gun at home,
I won't come here again this place moans!

[gldnbear93]

That's great Larry. LMAO