Killer Farts

[capesams]

gramcrackers an milk...wait an hour..wife walks in"what the heLL die" i look at the dog,she says maybe she needs to go out,yep!

[afterhours]

broccoli = rocket fuel, egg salad is a close second. only if it were an olympic sport....

[whiplash]

Pickled herring and Molsen gold, now if there was a way to harness that methane I could be energy independent.

[Swimmer]

Girls don't pass gas right..............Walk into the family just after the matriarch of the fam lets one go, and woo eee. Being the gentleman I am I look down at my golden laying on the floor laying next to the easy chair and I say Minnies (the dog) a gassy tonight huh.