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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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04-29-2007, 08:52 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Ya did the right thing Fred. Kill's 'em when they can't get a rise outa ya.  |
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04-29-2007, 08:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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Times like that Fred.. I bet you really miss the Caprice Interceptor... 
you still got it in storage?.. might be time to dust it off and hang some plates on it...  Weld up a big old brush bar on front.. and...   |
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04-30-2007, 05:24 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Yeh , I miss ths car real bad. But it paid the mortgage last year when I was working at stinkpot motors. That caddy wouldn't a stood a chance...
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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04-30-2007, 07:08 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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a bumper sticker
that says call 1-800 "#state police"
if my driving sucks
slapped on their bumper
comes to mind....
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04-30-2007, 07:35 AM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
Posts: 2,433
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
that says call 1-800 "#state police"
if my driving sucks
slapped on their bumper
comes to mind....
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could make one and slap it on their car once they go into the mall, with the local police departments number on it, and just remember the license plate when calling...  |
Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
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04-30-2007, 07:44 AM
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Registered LUser
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mashpee, MA
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I went to the mall about a year ago and had some little mofos throw stuff at my car as I pulled out of the lot. I threw the car into reverse and went after them...in reverse...but they ran into the mall. I asked some kids outside if they knew what the little roostersuckers were throwing, and they said they thought it was candy. There was no damage to my car, and I didn't have time to complain to mall security or anything. Bassturds. People should stop having children. They're evil.
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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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04-30-2007, 08:00 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,297
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5 or so years back me and Schoolie Monster were heading back towards Boston on 6 around Hyannis when we got into one of those situations. The 5 guys were clearly intoxicated and we did not have cell phones on us at the time... So they kept doing this in their little Hyundai in front of my 92 Bronco with a Big Azz cooler rack on the front. Almost had a hood ornament. They started having some second thoughts when the Bronco was trying to get over 90 on their ass (at this point I was driving defensive)
They started whipping out full 12oz Bud Bottles at us. I was hoping to get in front of them and start to toss some live eels in their car (hind sight being what it is probably would've freaked them into an accident).
They hit exit one hard at the last minute, while I went over the bridge and told the cop on the rotary (former) gas station...
Bastages...
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04-30-2007, 08:00 AM
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licensed to kill
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 171
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bass Babe
People should stop having children. They're evil.
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LOL I told my wife that after we had our second one.
If you really want to get em busted you could call 911 and tell them that looked like the kids pointed a gun out the window at you. "well I thought I saw a gun officer" or "Some kids just stole my Cadillac, Mas plate ### ###". Bet Daddy wouldn't let em drive it again. |
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