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Old 07-13-2006, 11:16 AM   #1
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Spence how should piemma chat up the bear (diplomnatically speaking) to get him to leave?

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Old 07-13-2006, 11:26 AM   #2
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Spence how should piemma chat up the bear (diplomnatically speaking) to get him to leave?
Well, I've known my share of bears over the years...they don't like to be rushed...that's for sure.

I'd suggest he sets a table for tea with honey and engage in some lighthearted conversation to get to know the bear, before he suggests any potential change in the bear's venue.

If that fails a 30-06 between the eyes would work as an alternate plan, but if it's at close range he'd better not miss

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