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06-07-2006, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
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06-07-2006, 11:01 AM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
Posts: 3,322
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Originally Posted by MotoXcowboy
Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A. To find a tight seal |
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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06-28-2006, 11:04 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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07-17-2006, 07:31 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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Subject: Traffic jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon”
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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07-18-2006, 07:13 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,206
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Originally Posted by nightfighter
Subject: Traffic jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon”
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With the Price of Gas these days I can only afford to give about 1/2 a gallon....  |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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12-23-2006, 10:07 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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From the dead...   |
F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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12-23-2006, 10:49 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,286
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Doh!
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