Raven you're bringing a whole new genre of tactics to the supermarket experience. I am going to remember to incorporate animal noises, maybe some classic Monty Python or Three Stooges expressions, possibly Yosemite Sam, to the rude, obtuse, or otherwise plain old ignorant blocking the aisles. This could even embarrass members of my own family let alone the target audience. I'm so excited I almost can't wait to go shopping again.
hey thats a great idea.... captain Ron
cuz ever since he had that last birfday
he's been a grump.... he's feelin old
i think.... gettin cranky...
even the old ladies at the supermarket
are kicken his ass...