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10-29-2005, 10:56 PM
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Wave Jumper
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: On The Edge!
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One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Insanity is a long and winding road ... I think I finally made it there.
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10-30-2005, 06:58 AM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: n.chelmsford
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Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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10-30-2005, 11:01 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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one more moment of despair
Here is another post that pays homage to absolutely nothing.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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10-31-2005, 08:28 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,280
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 ... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-26-2006, 08:33 PM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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I need to go fishing
BAD
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02-26-2006, 10:22 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
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Originally Posted by teaser
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Thats a good one I love it |
Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey 
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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02-27-2006, 06:33 AM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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NEWS FLASH!!!!!
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.
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02-27-2006, 12:00 PM
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Southsider
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bass River, Mass.
Posts: 1,226
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Originally Posted by teaser
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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03-01-2006, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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20 days and counting
til spring  |
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03-01-2006, 03:39 PM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
Posts: 3,322
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 Dat's the fact, Jack |
Used hard and put away dirty....
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03-15-2006, 11:27 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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My f$#@! arm hurts!!!!!!  |
F-18® 
It IsWhat It Is
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03-16-2006, 07:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
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Hope you feel better and your arm is ok after the surgery  |
Good health and family
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06-06-2006, 05:51 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Back from the dead!  |
F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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06-06-2006, 08:33 PM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
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Originally Posted by teaser
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Priceless..  |
Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
My Photography Page!
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06-07-2006, 10:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,008
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Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A. To find a tight seal  |
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06-07-2006, 11:01 AM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
Posts: 3,322
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Originally Posted by MotoXcowboy
Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A. To find a tight seal |
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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06-28-2006, 11:04 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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07-17-2006, 07:31 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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Subject: Traffic jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon”
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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07-18-2006, 07:13 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,206
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Originally Posted by nightfighter
Subject: Traffic jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon”
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With the Price of Gas these days I can only afford to give about 1/2 a gallon....  |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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