Joke for today?

[justplugit]

With all the trauma and sadness going on in the world, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went un-noticed last month because of Hurricane Katrina.
Larry La Prise the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.


What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

[NaCl H2O]

Originally Posted by justplugit

With all the trauma and sadness going on in the world, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went un-noticed last month because of Hurricane Katrina.
Larry La Prise the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.


What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

LMAO...... good one!!

[boot man]

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.
With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.

"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

[fishaholic18]

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big boobs".

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why
kill a blonde with big boobs?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you
no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

[Canalman]

A 7 year old boy and a 5 year old boy are sitting in their bedroom after dinner, the 9 year old says to the 7 year old, "Y'know we're gtting to be pretty old, I think it's time we start to swear like Dad"

The 5 year old thinks for a minute and says "OK"

The 7 year old then says "OK, tomorrow at breakfast, I'll use 'Hell' and you try and work in the word 'ass'. Sound like a plan?"

The 5 year old agrees and they go to bed.

The next morning they wake up and head for the breakfast table. The boys' mother greets them with a smile and asks the 7 year old what he'd like for breakfast.

"Ah.. Hell, give me some cheerios"

The boys mother grabs him by the ear and screams at him, carries him up the stairs, spanks him and tells him to stay in his room until Dinner.

She then returns to the table and says, "now what would you like?''

The 5 year old replies "Well you can bet your ass I don't want cheerios"