Ok, now you're a homeowner
Those shingles are splitting and looking thin...
Your shutters are peeling...
The roof may look great but it leaks, you just don't know it...
Your chimney needs pointing...oh, and a stainless liner...
Those shrubs need to be cut back, again, again!
The grass has grubs...
The boiler is leaking, it needs to be replaced...
Your electrical service isn't to code, there's a fire hazard to fix...
Your septic backing up...
The livingroom floor is soaked with cat urine...wait till it's humid...
The appliances all need to be replaced...yes, she wants stainless...
Your old bed doesn't fit into the new bedroom...
Actually, all your furniture has to go...none of it looks good anymore...
That big tree behind the house is about to fall down...
Your toilet isn't vented properly, it's gonna be a cloggin...
Don't worry there will still be time left over to fish
Congrats, it looks great
-spence
... BM has the best answer for Grass.. pour Bleach on it 
... I can't get away with it.. my missus wants bright green grass... 
Hybrid Mode
