What to do when pulled over for speeding..By Bassmaster

[fishaholic18]

BM, u need to change your avitar. The Ford is dead.
Use this one.
You Jeep sissy...

[ProfessorM]

Classic. Speeding. I would have given him a ticket for erratic driving but I didn't see no speeding. I will have to try those steps because I always end up with a ticket and I am a yes sir, no sir kind of driver. Who knew. P.

[Canalman]

I was rehersing my story to whomever I would call to throw my bail money that night . I still can't believe you got away with that BM! But I must say I enjoyed the chance to fish the outer beaches and I enjoyed the needle lesson. I WILL be calling you again for a rematch with those finicky cape stripers . I had a blast!

SLip anp and Chris, I have plenty of poppers just lemme know.

-Dave

[Clammer]

It worked like a charm /only because what you didn,t seeeeeeeeeeeeee><><.. Dave given the cop his phone number & a pink rose

[Uncle Matt]

BM -

Try that some place in central Mass, such as the Republic of Holden, and the story would have a different ending.


I'm sure the officer has his version of the story as well. Right twinkle toes?

[Raven]

here ya go osafer hick

[bassmaster]

i want a real cop
jeeps suck and no my avitar stays
take the friggen rainbow and stuff it
i keep sticking my ford key in this fagmobile
i must be friggen gay for buying one.....
uncle mat ,,,,,, a doenut goes along way

[bassmaster]

Originally Posted by fishaholic18

BM, u need to change your avitar. The Ford is dead.
Use this one.
You Jeep sissy...

slide under a mack truck and tast ya blood
I feel like clammer on blues

[fishaholic18]

Originally Posted by bassmaster

slide under a mack truck and tast ya blood
I feel like clammer on blues

You sure you weren't drinkin' or on drugs that night?

[bassmaster]

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh
that set me ta grumpin.
i hate drugs
like my avitar
lmao

[Slipknot]

you're avatar is on drugs

[Karl F]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
Texas Sheriffs Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because
he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
at the deputies expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign ."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a
complete stop, that's the law. License and
registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license
and registration and you give me the ticket, if not
you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer
and says:

"Now..... do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

[Swimmer]

Cops don't write gay guys driving jeeps with upside down rainbows tickets because if the stop goes south the cop might have to touch him while placing him under arrest.

Either that, or he gave out the last ticket in the book to the last A....le he stopped. Thier used to be twenty tickets to a book now their is only twenty. Some guys forget.

This could lead to a new board right next to grumpy old farts. We could call it, "Problems faced by gay guys who drive jeeps on Cape Cod."

I would guess that the cop was a summer cop who is not issued a ticket book to begin with.

[bassmaster]

swimmer the kid was greener than hell, though he was going to chit his pants
point is part timers dont need to be pullin over grump old fart on deserted road