Had a real close call today (grumpage)

[Raven]

being at the hospital....the doctor using his thumb while being bent over a gurney ....does it hurt here ...how about there.....
YEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWW i screamed waking everyone up in a one mile radius.... probably you have a similar tale.... and then the quack says to me..."well, i have to give you a shot of cortizone....." not being thrilled to hear that i decided to try anything.... just as he was about to insert the needle he says: "well i have never done one of these before..." and i turned around and said... "and you ain't gonna do me as your first one either you idiot"
and headed to the nearest liquor store quickly as it was almost closing time.... i don't remember much of those next three weeks as i stayed DRUNK the entire time.

[chris L]

having my own tail could be a good thing . my only concern is falling backwards into a swollen river while fishing and drinking and spilling my beer .

my answer too YEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWW

funny thing is I had gone to the same doctor for a physical some time before and he felt I needed a prostrate exam which I declined telling him I give myself one on a regular basis . Oh OK !? and when I busted my ass and had to straddle the table he let me know that while Ive got you here I might as well give you that exam you didnt want to have before . He didnt even ask me out for a drink .

[TheSpecialist]

When my wife was delivering the baby last wednesday,we heard a loud pop. We thought nothing of it, until the Epidural wore off. Seems she either fractured or bruised her Coxix when the baby was coming out. I sure hope it heals faster then 3 months

[Raven]

oooo specialist that doesnt sound good... but at least it wasnt as a result of a persons full body weight falling down on that bone...it occured and i'm hazarding a guess here....from the opposite direction of force and maybe because of that it, will heal quicker....at least i hope so...for your wonderful wife's sake... there is a substance called allantoin that the body produces....
its also found in a plant called COMFREY, which in the real old days before i was born anyways was called KNITBONE and was used widely to help heal broken bones as a tea and as a compress. i hope your wife feels better soon

[Clammer]

Man quit ya @#$%^& bitchin / Pump some meds / have a bone //chill ///
if that doesn,t work ,just jump off a @#$%#$% cliff / when ya get old & beat up /its time ya replaced
chit look at me I,m so @#$#$%^ up I,m not here

[outfished]

I think I need clammer as my new doc!

[Clammer]

So does he