The Longest Thread in History

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THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

I WOULD DO ANTHING!

A pretty young college student visited her professor's office after class. She knelt over him flashing plenty of cleavage and said, "I would do anything to pass this exam, I mean anything." he asked, "anything?" her voice softened and she cooed breathlessly, "anything." his voice turned to whisper as he said, "would..... you..... study?"

IF

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips onto the floor and he falls. As he gets up, Little Johnny, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip." The old man snaps back, "Well, if your dad had done the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today."