u know your a redneck when

[Iwannakeeper]

....you've ever been too drunk to fish.....

I think I can name a few people for that one


and I got some help on some of these other ones.


.....you've ever brought a fishing pole to seaworld
.....you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "Gentlemen Start your Engines...."
.....your family tree doesn't branch
.....your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.......
.....the jack-o-latern has more teeth than your wife.....
......you've ever climbed a water town to defend your sisters honor....
......you met your wife by reading.....for a good time.....
.......you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.....
.....you own a homemade fur coat
.....your wife has ever said, come move this transmission, I need to take a bath
.....you wonder how service stations get their bathrooms so clean
....you've ever been to a custody hearing over a hunting dog
.....you've ever been banned by a zoo for disturbing the monkeys
....your childs first words are "Attention K-Mart Shoppers!!!"
.....your mother has ever been arrested at a high school sporting event
.... your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
....your favorite work of art is painted on Velvet

[Iwannakeeper]

... You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
....you've ever financed a tattoo - sorry guys
... you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
... Skoal sends you a Christmas Card
... your wife has a beer belly - and you find it attractive
... you've been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
...You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
....you've ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley
...if the highlight of the family reunion was your sister first live nude dancing performance.
...if you have Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap in your bathroom
...if you know how many bales of hay your car can hold
....if you have a toothpick in you mouth in wedding photos
....you've ever hit a speed bump and lost 1/2 of all possessions
...if you have grease under your toe nails.

[hunan]

if you sign your plugs REDNECK. hi, i'm daryl this is my brother daryl and my other brother daryl.