Coffee

[spence]

The other day I tried to order my usual, a half-soy/half sheep milk carmel mochiato with unrefined Jamaican beet sugar and organic conflict-free Madagascar cinnamon.

And the carmel wasn't even sourced from my town and infused with hip swaddle.

Blasphemy.

[FishermanTim]

Real (insert whatever demographic you want) drink real coffee!
Not any lame-a$$, limp-d*ck, wishy-washy, "my gf made me buy it" crap!

I like plain coffee with cream and sugar....THAT'S ALL!!!
(OK, I'll allow for the flavored creamer crowd with hazelnut and French vanilla, but that's only because they've been around for quite some time already.)

[Jackbass]

Originally Posted by spence

The other day I tried to order my usual, a half-soy/half sheep milk carmel mochiato with unrefined Jamaican beet sugar and organic conflict-free Madagascar cinnamon.

And the carmel wasn't even sourced from my town and infused with hip swaddle.

Blasphemy.

That is a hot caffeinated beverage. Not coffee
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