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				anniversary gift
			 
			 
			
		
		
		> Chuck forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at  
> him. Claudia told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the  
> driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."  
> The next morning, Chuck got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple  
of  
> hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small  
> gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the  
Claudia  
> put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.  
She  
> opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Chuck is not yet well enough  
> to have visitors. 
		
		
		
		
		
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