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Todd was such a weenie.
Glad to see this thread is still kickin'
That reminds me of a joke:
Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner hegoes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder hisaccomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders intothe garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours havepassed.After a short lull in their conversation, Frank turns to Mildred and asks,"Do you know what I miss most of all?"She asks, "What?''"Sex." he replies.Mildred exclaims, "Why you old coot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gunto your head!""I know," Frank says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold itfor awhile.""Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes hismanhood and proceeds to hold it.Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where theywould sit and talk and Mildred would hold Frank's thingie.Then one night Frank didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,Mildred decided to find him and make sure he was okay.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by thepool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Frank's littlepal!Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-goat!! What does Ethelhave that I don't have?"Old Frank smiled happily and replied, "Parkinsons".
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