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02-06-2008, 07:58 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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not to mention
there are no such things as UFO'S
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02-06-2008, 08:09 AM
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#62
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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and lets not forget
before you actually make a logical decision
on your very own.....
check with your Doctor first.  |
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02-06-2008, 01:34 PM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,538
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How about when you say "Thank you" to one of these nitwits and they say "No problem".
How about "You're welcome".
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No boat, back in the suds.  
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02-06-2008, 02:06 PM
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#64
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Easton, MA
Posts: 5,736
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No offense to all of the RI guys in here, but if I never hear "not for nothin'" again, I'll be happy. Also, not a phrase but annoying as all hell for me is when kids who grew up using computers never spell out complete words or sentences.
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02-06-2008, 02:59 PM
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#65
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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dood- not fa nothin, but u r nutz!!!
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i bent my wookie
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02-06-2008, 03:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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I have another. Not so much a phrase but the way something is phrased. It's epidemic among our youth. When you ask them a question and they respond, but at the end of the response their voice goes up so it sounds like their statement is a question. That bugs me.
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02-06-2008, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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jimbo
thats how they speak in England
kids now adays have to make their own fashion statement
in both their attitude , how they dress, and how they speak
so "their generation"
can have an identity of it's own.
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02-06-2008, 03:58 PM
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#68
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
"is there Something Wrong with the Server?".....because we only have one you know.
'The Internet is Down".....yeah the WHOLE internet just crashed.
Funniest one I ever heard was from this Good Ole Boy on the ship "He had a smile on his face bigger than a Mule Chittin Peach Pits"
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"the router isnt working again" . router you idiot its a switch or a wireless access point . we have 7 core routers and hundreds of dept routers and not one user connects directly to any of them . "The internet is down " . oh yeah and to do your job you need to connect to what outside our network ? "the internet " is that work "no " .
Al Gore's invention is a nightmare !
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02-06-2008, 05:59 PM
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Trophy Hunter Apprentice
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: THE Other Cape
Posts: 2,508
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Since i Love language, the vernacular and the varied colloquialisms and numerous ethnicities that it takes to express our very colorful American English it is difficult for me to find expressions that i despise.
I never use the introducing term of this thread GD, so for me that word is non-existent! Some words/expressions that chap my arse are much fewer thatn some of my favorites.
I am Sick of:
touchy-feely, that is so__________, & Yankees SUCK!
if Ordway says, "mooo VING fuhh wood" again i'll choke the
plump right outta him.
".............but how does this make you feel, get in touch with your emotions about it, my husband. TALK tooooo me!" "Don't fix me, just LISTEN!"
"This is a war on terrorrwrissstss! Weapons of mass destruction and the evil that is SahDAYUMN WHOsane!"
"Turn your head to the right and cough, now to the left and........."
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"The first condition of happiness is that the connection
between man and nature shall not be broken."~~ Leo Tolstoy
Tight Lines, and
Happy Hunting to ALL!
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02-06-2008, 11:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Easton, MA
Posts: 5,736
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Another one I heard today that makes my blood boil is when someone orders an expresso. It's espresso for cryin' out loud! Don't order something that is that common if you can't pronounce it correctly. I'm sorry to bring a word and not a phrase into the discussion, but I just remembered the twit ordering it today and had to vent.
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02-07-2008, 09:37 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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"Do you want that with sugar?" After you order a friekin black coffee.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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02-07-2008, 08:08 PM
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#72
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Plymouth, Ma
Posts: 1,405
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"Ya think"?
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The beatings will continue until morale improves
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02-14-2008, 02:28 PM
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zoom
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
Posts: 4,145
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigFish
If I hear...."At the end of the day"......one more time I am going to hang myself! Amazing how people latch onto these phrases like grim death!!!  They beat them like a....  ...well there you go! 
You got any you are sick of hearing? |
THATS WHAT SHE SAID !!!!!!!!!  |
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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02-14-2008, 02:39 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Goddamn
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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02-14-2008, 02:40 PM
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Spot Preserver
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Mansfield
Posts: 2,461
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not tonight honey, i have a headache! |
Make America Great Again.
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02-14-2008, 02:45 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,119
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Quote:
Originally Posted by keeperreaper
not tonight honey, i have a headache! |
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A husband walked from the bathroom naked and climbed into bed with his wife complaining, as usual, " Not tonight, I have a headache."
"Perfect," said her husband, "I was in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It's up to you"
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I tried this one, it didn't work  |
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02-17-2008, 05:17 PM
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#77
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Trophy Hunter Apprentice
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: THE Other Cape
Posts: 2,508
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that is some funny stuff, Slipknot!
Not that my wife ever HAS headaches, mind you ! |
"The first condition of happiness is that the connection
between man and nature shall not be broken."~~ Leo Tolstoy
Tight Lines, and
Happy Hunting to ALL!
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02-17-2008, 07:09 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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i'm sick of hearing
it's colder than hell outside....
there's no ice,no airconditioners, no snow
,no snow balls or snow men in Hell...
so W in the F are they talkin about...  |
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02-18-2008, 07:09 AM
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#79
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: warwick RI
Posts: 182
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How about
"Yeah........RIGHT?"
as if they are asking if it's ok to agree with you.
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still by the firelight
and purple moonlight
I hear the rusted river's call
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02-18-2008, 08:57 AM
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#80
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Longs, South Carolina
Posts: 45
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"Props to you"..........what the heck is a prop ? I thought you could find one on the front of a plane.
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John
LIBBA 440
MSA 791
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