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02-09-2002, 03:43 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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...Just read the Fishermen!!!..... 
...I edited it, pointing out the important stuff. It goes a little something like this.
ANGLERS CAUGHT: The New Jersey Division of Fish and Game seized a catch of tautog made aboard a party boat where two Chinese fishermen from Brooklyn set up aerated barrels in the bow of that party boat and proceeded to fill them with 120 tautog. Since the limit in New Jersey is 10 per day during the season, Officer Joseph Meyer seized 100 fish - including 33 tog which were less than the 14- inch minimum. These same bandits had been caught the previous week on another party boat in a different port with 90 tautog and had their equipment seized at that time.
......Whats the problem here???... Are the fines not high enough!!....  Maybe there should be JAIL TIME for repeat offenders!!!.....I mean come on, the very next week!!! |
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02-09-2002, 03:45 PM
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#242
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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...Let me try to put a smile back on our faces 
A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS.
She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect
it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good
day Ma'am, how may we help you today ?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna #^&#^&#^&#^&
in your pants when you hear what the price is! |
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02-09-2002, 03:50 PM
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#243
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," David says.
Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock. "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with new found pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of that "#@#%#!#&##"
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02-09-2002, 03:59 PM
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#244
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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...John, the next joke is borderline.......but its too funny not to share.......
......."Parents don't let your kids grow up to be Cowboys"...
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02-09-2002, 04:00 PM
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#245
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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Two cowboys from Arkansas walk
into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats. They stand at the
bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind
them who had been eating a sandwich
begins to cough. After a minute or
so it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.
"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No"
"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn
a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.
The first cowboy walks over to her,
lifts up the back of her skirt,
yanks down her panties, and slowly runs
his tongue from the back of her thigh
up to the small of her back. This shocks
the woman to a violent spasm, the
obstruction flies out of her mouth,
and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the
bar and takes a drink of his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard
of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but
I ain't never seen nobody do it.
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02-09-2002, 04:03 PM
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#246
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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 ...I'm sorry, I'll go to my room. |
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02-09-2002, 06:40 PM
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#247
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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A man is in the woods by himself, he sez something, even though his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?  |
PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH! 
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02-09-2002, 10:08 PM
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#248
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,109
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gee, if everyone that has viewed this thread had posted just by saying hi and tell us if they feel the need to fish. we'd be looking pretty sweet bout now
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-09-2002, 10:32 PM
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#249
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,716
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And on that note I think I'll wet a line!
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02-10-2002, 12:43 AM
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#250
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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...red, I was thinkin the same thing....
....over 1200 views....!!!
...how much longer does it take to post, than view?......one minute?..not even.!!! |
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02-10-2002, 12:46 AM
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#251
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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.......here fishy fishy......
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02-10-2002, 12:48 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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ok.......it takes less than a minute.......
how do I know ???
....I recieved a notice telling me that the moderator of this forum does not allow posts sooner than 30 seconds...apart....
.....or something like that...  |
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02-10-2002, 12:59 AM
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#253
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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....Anyone esle on this site.........OBSESSED with Pepper of sorts?
I love peppers......the "Hotter" the better......
I put hot sauce on almost every dish......Red Hot, being my favorite......as far as flavor goes.....
.....I know there are many out there hotter..... 
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02-10-2002, 01:17 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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.....some of my favorite dishes to add it to.......
....SOUP!!!....thats a big one, I can't eat soup....unless I spike it with some Hot Sauce....
....Clamboils....another Big one....I like to spike the cleansing water.....and the melted butter....I sometimes pour some butter into the cleansing water....and then spike it up!!!....
...Any kind of Pasta dishes.......Scampi's, Spagettis....Raviolis'.... 
...I also add it to my scrambled eggs.......before I cookem up... |
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02-10-2002, 01:19 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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....my last few posts...... and alot of my other posts.....are a good way to show that you don't even have to make any sense!!
....just post!!....
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02-10-2002, 01:48 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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Last edited by JohnR; 02-19-2002 at 09:12 AM..
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02-10-2002, 01:54 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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.......ummmmm......just for the record.......
I RULED PAGE 17!!!!!......  |
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02-10-2002, 02:02 AM
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#258
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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I think its pretty ridiculous that I have more than my share of posts on here......you'd think I was looking for attention or something....AND I'M NOT!!......
Just to clear that up for you Hot heads out there....
....I'm just trying to help out, and have some fun in the progress!...
....I only wish others would join in........more frequently!!!
.....I know your viewing this right now.......so why not post!!!....
c'mon...its right there in the right hand corner of your screen....
hit the button....... |
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02-10-2002, 02:06 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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hey John.......I found this really Kool logo for the site!!......
check it out........
Do you like it???.......
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02-10-2002, 08:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: ma
Posts: 762
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LAY OFF THE SAUCE WILL YA ....... AND I DONT MEAN THE HOT ONE |
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02-10-2002, 10:08 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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what the heck are you smoking ? I want some !  Milo what sauce ? meat , or is CRAB sauced !
There once was a man from Nantucket ............................. oops ! never mind ! I knew Id end up off the deep end ! |
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02-10-2002, 10:11 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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Last edited by JohnR; 02-19-2002 at 09:14 AM..
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02-10-2002, 10:13 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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CHRIS........send me a picture, why don't ya....... |
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02-10-2002, 10:18 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: ma
Posts: 762
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NICE CHEWS |
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02-10-2002, 10:20 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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why is it that my name is always appearing as the last person who posted on this thread???........C'mon......tic toc- tic toc....its almost over!!!........today is Sunday!!!.....
.....Remember when I mentioned I was gonna break into S-B Headquarters and doodle up their new 6 digit chemist???....
......well my doodle is done, but I want some cooperation before I show you this Criminal!!!!.....
......I'm sure its no big deal to you members..... BUT!!
....I won't post it until I see at least 35 more posts after this one!! ..... |
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02-10-2002, 10:24 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,263
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Did I forget to mention.........
MY POSTS DON'T COUNT!!!.......
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02-10-2002, 10:26 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: ma
Posts: 762
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HEY CHRIS YOU STILL GOING TO BUCKOS sat. am if ya dont want to stop there and need anything just let me know and I'll grab it for ya....or are ya doing some shoppin also......BLOO where did ya get that picture of CHRISL Aand did ya win any dough fri I won bout 60 clams
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02-10-2002, 10:33 AM
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#268
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: OUTDOORS/ Fairhaven,Ma.
Posts: 1,989
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post #3 and counting
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02-10-2002, 10:38 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: OUTDOORS/ Fairhaven,Ma.
Posts: 1,989
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Bloo #4 and counting. Like I said before we have 267 posts and 1322 views. If you post every time you view this would be at 1589.
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02-10-2002, 10:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: ma
Posts: 762
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bloo you going to the club today,give me a buzz NOW ok,tried ya this am but your cell is off, or are ya still mad at me |
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