The Longest Thread in History

[Fish_Eye]

I wonder if it glows in the dark?

[Tattoo]

Only when her headlights turn on.......

[Fish_Eye]

Here's a couple of tattoos off the arms of Captain William Kitsos at Crocodile Bay Lodge.





Cool body art!

[Tattoo]

Is this thing on?

[bloocrab]

ok......lets talk about something different for a change....


....anybody ever get a fish taxedermified???..........


....where, species, size.......and of course $$$ Price!!!......


.....I've always had this dream of "Taxi-ing" every species that I target.....some people have their "game" rooms all done up with Deer, Boar, Raccoon.....etc.....I'd like to have one with .....Tautog, Bluefish, Codfish......STRIPER!!!.....etc.....

....how small can the fish be and still be taxidermitized........I was even thinkin herring!!!...

[redcrbbr]

bloo... i think it is Bass Pro Shops that will make up a plastic model of the fish you caught with whatever demensions you supply. i know they do large and small mouth bass and that was a few years ago, maybe they have broadened the types of fish they replicate.

[Fish_Eye]

Hey Bloo,

Janet Messinio on the Vineyard does a great skin mount on stripers but she also does a mean sea robin and has a crab and starfish display in the White House.

Good luck with the silversides and the sand eels.

Mike

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Mike, I'm happy to hear you had a safe and fishfull trip...

....the whitehouse??...is that one near the bloo house....or the one in D.C. ???....


...how's your friend Jorge doing??....

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Things to do when you're bored at WalMart


1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

3. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

4. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

9. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

12. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

13. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

14. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

....And last, but not least...

15. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

[redcrbbr]

5 days without a post.. someone get a shovel.

[bloocrab]

I'm gonna be greedy....

[bloocrab]

I found something funny....and I want it at the top of the page...

[bloocrab]

ya know, maybe if they have this contest again next year.....JohnR could fix the dates and we'd have an incredible head start........


and all those jealous members who are now willing to join Team Looney, could get a membership card.....

[bloocrab]

If your silly and ya know it ......CLAP YOUR HANDS.....

If your silly and ya know it ......CLAP YOUR HANDS......

If your silly, and ya know it ....and ya really wanna show it....


......THEN POST !!!

[bloocrab]

JohnR is the man..........NO LIMITS ON SMILEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!





and my ALL time favorite two!!!..

[bloocrab]

The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous
calls...



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
sweet good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting,camping, and
fishing trips & cozy winter
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will
have me eating out of your
hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door
when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and
I'm yours.



Call xxx-xxxx and ask for "Sandy"~~





~~~Callers found themselves talking to the local
Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab.

[JohnR]

Hehehehe.... Did you go to humor school? Too often you have near soilin' my white thingies when I read this stuff

[Scotch Bonnet]

My dog is my Soul Mate - oh $%!# here comes my wife-gotta go!!!

[bloocrab]

...anyone else seeing these Buzzzers around again???.....


.....it seems over the last few years, their numbers have been increasing......!!!

[OX]

Still lurking!

[AnthonyN]

I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!! I want to do some pluggin but i gotta watch my son till she gets back from my sisters baby shower. It woulddnt be so boring if my son was awake then we could play some games! But i gotta let the little guy sleep Guess iu'll surf the net for awhile!

[bloocrab]

...Anthony, I think you need a fix......


...here bassy wassy....come git yer herring.....

[Scotch Bonnet]

Bloo, that pic reminds me of a scene from "Road Trip".

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HEY FELLAS!!!!!!.....THE STRIPERS ARE CALLING!!!!...

[Scotch Bonnet]

Watched a GREAT movie last night - Usual Suspects - with Kevin Spacey and some other "characters". This movie is now in my ''TOP 5" movies of all time. Right up there with Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Fight Club. Kevin Spacey is the man - he won his first oscar for this movie but not alot of people heard of it. KEYSER SOZEA!!!!!KEYSER SOZEA!!!!!

[Scotch Bonnet]

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS FLICK!!!!!!!!

[JohnR]

Scotch - that's gotta be in my top 3 favorite movies. I'll be honest in that I haven't watched a lot of the classics but the way that movie unravels at the end - INCREDIBLE! Never would have expected it - but it is a new classic. And Spacey's performance is great.

My DVD copy is out on loan too at the moment - I wanna see it again.

[Goose]

GO BRUINS.....BEAT THE HABS !!!!!!!!!

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...Some more weird facts....


A shrimp's heart is in its head. ...(isn't everything?...)...


It is impossible to lick your elbow. ...( Impossible???..hmmm...)


It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. ..(umm...I knew a few... )....


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit....(no comment!!.. )


More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call....(I think the rest of us, have made up the difference... )


The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language. ...(ummm....ok)


Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. ...(talk about incest!!! )


Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. ...( GROSS!! )


Most lipstick contains fish scales....( and most women don't like fish!!....HA! )...I said most, not counting our honeys...FW, Jenn...












Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow....( you know your gonna try it when no ones lookin )

[Scotch Bonnet]

John, did you watch the flipside of the DVD. Pretty cool interviews with cast and crew. I gotta watch the movie again! Bloo, WHY THE #%@$ CAN'T I LICK MY ELBOW!!! Its so close yet so far away.