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Old 02-17-2002, 07:35 PM   #1
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Thanks GB - I dedicate the effort of moving ahead to you!!!

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Old 02-17-2002, 07:36 PM   #2
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who knew, made it to 114 already - time flies when you are babbling about almost nothing......

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Old 02-17-2002, 07:39 PM   #3
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I always did like a good TNG episode. I think my favorite one was...

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Old 02-17-2002, 07:47 PM   #4
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Oops, took a break for a minute -- where was I?

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Old 02-17-2002, 07:50 PM   #5
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Oh yeah, my favorite episode -- I'd have to say it was the one where the Enterprise got caught in a time/space anomaly and kept repeating a sequense of events that ended with the Enterprise blowing up....

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Old 02-17-2002, 07:52 PM   #6
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Anyone else a fan of TNG?

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Old 02-17-2002, 07:56 PM   #7
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Here's another joke that I like:

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:

Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
You can lead a horse to water but... how?
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
A penny saved is... not much.
Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.

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Old 02-17-2002, 07:58 PM   #8
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I wonder how close I am to 115?

I wonder if it's really going to snow tonight?

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:00 PM   #9
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live long and prosper TBH

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:01 PM   #10
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looks like it's gonna be us to carry the flag tonight

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:03 PM   #11
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guess everyone else is burnt out from the race today, 43 start-14 finish. kinda like seekonk speedway demo derby

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:08 PM   #12
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Here's a joke, we'll see how the administrator feels about it:

Guy walks into a bar and see a beautiful blonde. She's drinking alone and looks a little sad. The guy, thinking he has nothing to lose, goes over and starts talking to her. Strangely enough, the blonde starts talking to him.

The bartender comes over and asks, "Liquor?"

The guy answers, "Liquor -- I don't even know her!!"


Oh, I crack myself up!

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:08 PM   #13
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Hey Red, didn't see you sneak in there - how's is going?

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:12 PM   #14
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Oh yeah, baby!!

115 and counting! Let's go Red - 116 is going to be a great page!

What's on your mind tonight?

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:14 PM   #15
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that joke is quite a bit nicer than the one i posted, listening to the olyimpics and playing with the keyboard tonight

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:15 PM   #16
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waiting for the speed skating races to begin, i love it kinda cuthroat racing

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:20 PM   #17
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ok.. thought you wanted to play tag.....your it

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:20 PM   #18
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Did you see the men's short track yesterday? I would think that some of the contact that happened could be fatal with those very sharp skates.....

OUCH!!

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:21 PM   #19
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gee looks like i'm gonna have to run all the way to 116 by myself here

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:22 PM   #20
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My mother is over tonight "bonding" with her grandson - She was saying that her mom used to be a speed skater - not Olympic class or anything but nonetheless - I was shocked

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:22 PM   #21
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oh ...there you are. yes i did and tonight the women race..same game. i bet they play even dirtier

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:22 PM   #22
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Nice try Red - put up your dukes and fight like a crab!

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:23 PM   #23
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whats this you guys tag teaming me?????

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:27 PM   #24
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gramma is over and you two aren't out..hmmm oh yeah thats right he is still young and you two still have your minds

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:28 PM   #25
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I didn't invite him, Red. I swear!

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:33 PM   #26
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Why Red, would I want to go out with my husband on a cold, rainy night when I could sit in front of a computer with you??

If only I didn't have a cold - we would probably be out seeing Black Hawk Down and falling asleep in the movie theater.

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:37 PM   #27
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Red face

Sneaking in to steal 116.

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:38 PM   #28
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Maybe this one?

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See how easy tjhat was?

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Old 02-17-2002, 08:39 PM   #30
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yeah but, your son and your other kid oh uh i mean john should take advantage of the quality time. have gramma go sit out in the bronco with the baby

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