How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?

[FishermanTim]

keeping dandelions out of your yard is like trying to keep flies off sh*t.
They come from everywhere else. The seeds get blown into your yard from someone else's, and unless you want to patrol the neighborhood looking for them, it's just a matter of keeping them in check.

As for groundhogs, they would rather eat native plants like dandelions and clover. They LOVE clover.

Unless you actually see them in your garden, you may be blaming the wrong varmint. We had squirrels that would raid our tomatoes, peppers and strawberries.

[Raven]

first i'll buy some BEER .......... allot of BEER
then i'll grab the shovel and the dingo
and together we'll go dig him out....

i'll skin him and cook him right on the spot for the dog
and then when i say the word "wood chuck" her eyes will light up