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08-10-2010, 12:38 PM
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Hey Spence,
Is it true that you can catch crabs from sitting on a public toilet seat? I always cover the seat with paper, but I have to assume they can rip through the paper and hop a ride.
I ask because after my trip to Vegas, I had crabs, even though the hooker assured me she was clean. I figured it had to be from a toilet seat then.
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08-10-2010, 02:21 PM
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If you get crabs, and apply some "Old Bay", will that make them go away? 
If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? |
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08-10-2010, 02:42 PM
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sick of bluefish
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[QUOTE=If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?[/QUOTE]
trick question, we all know aardvarks don't chew gum!
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08-10-2010, 03:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyD
Hey Spence,
Is it true that you can catch crabs from sitting on a public toilet seat? I always cover the seat with paper, but I have to assume they can rip through the paper and hop a ride.
I ask because after my trip to Vegas, I had crabs, even though the hooker assured me she was clean. I figured it had to be from a toilet seat then.
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The most logical answer is that "she" was a "he" and yes, "he" did catch them from a toilet seat.
I doubt "he" got them in Vegas though, they keep things pretty clean in those parts. It's good for the family business.
-spence |
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08-11-2010, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Exeter RI
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August 10th sounds like a wonderful national Island Girl day  As usual though I am a day late
I was going to ask you a question spence but my mind is shot right at the moment from work so I will get back to you in a day or so! |
"Amor Est Vitae Essentia"
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08-11-2010, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Island Girl
I was going to ask you a question spence but my mind is shot right at the moment from work so I will get back to you in a day or so!
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Don't worry, you still probably have baby lag...
I'm going to have it again by weekend 
-spence |
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08-11-2010, 09:56 PM
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Location: Exeter RI
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Oh congrats  Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? |
"Amor Est Vitae Essentia"
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08-12-2010, 08:14 AM
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Location: RI
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Oh congrats Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? |
No clue 
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08-12-2010, 11:25 AM
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Spence - your family in increasing size this weekend? Congrats  |
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