Do these *blanks* really work?

[Slipknot]

Originally Posted by JohnR

Do these ____slippery things____ really work?

My buddy swears by these ___self promoted jigs______ called __Penetrator____. He's been fishing _the 3 ounce______ around ___the canal____ and he's been averaging 3 __sales_____ a trip using __these_websites____ _spamming_______ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a __plataweisel_arrangement__ to be determined by __Lenny Clarke____

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