Pepper spray sucks!!!!

[Raven]

we still have some....on hand

[Backbeach Jake]

I worked for an outfit that sold Police gear. One fine day they asked two of their best idiots to dispose of some out of date pepper spray. I was working in a spray booth around the corner. The fan sucked the spray in there with me. It started with "geeze, I can't breathe" and ended with "holy eff, what the eff, and dammitall" I left the booth and found dumb and dumber around the corner, kicked them right in the arse grommet.

[Cool Beans]

It's definitely effective stuff !! had to get "certified" twice during my time in the navy working security. In order to carry the stuff, you have to get sprayed, the newer stuff is mostly water based and not as bad as my first time, more of a vegetable oil based and it really stuck with you. I remember sitting in the car, a/c on full blast, holding my eyes right up to the 2 vents in the center. Baby shampoo didn't work well for me, so I used chocolate milk, which seemed to work real good. I just sat in a lawn chair holding my eyes open with my fingers and had the wife pour it in....

If you got it in your car, it can hit you again for the next couple days...

Why do you need to be sprayed to carry it? They don't shoot you, in order to let you carry a gun.

A buddy of mine, who's wife is Hispanic and loves spicy food, licked his forehead after he was sprayed... tongue blistered up pretty good.....