Joke for today?

[mrmacey]

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> >>HOW BLONDE WAS SHE?
> >>
> >>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >>She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >>She thought General Motors was in the Army.
> >>She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >>She thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
> >>At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she
> >>wrote
> >>"Scorpio."
> >>
> >>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >>She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >>She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> >>She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
> >>She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
> >>Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on
> >>Phonics".
> >>
> >>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >>She tripped over a cordless phone.
> >>She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice can because it said
> >>"Concentrate."
> >>She told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T
> >>WALK."
> >>She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> >>She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >>
> >>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >>She studied for a blood test.
> >>She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
> >>She sold the car for gas money.
> >>When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
> >>When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
> >>Left,"
> >>she turned around and went home.
> >>
> >>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >>When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
> >>moved.
> >>She thought Taco Bell was Mexico's phone company.
> >>She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
> >>She thought she could only use her AM radio in the morning.
> >>She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
> >>Goes
> >>In Front"
> >>
> >>- Author Unknown
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