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Old 01-29-2003, 11:05 AM   #11
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A 60 year old women tells her husband she would like to have breast implants.

He responds, "Honey, that is silly, you look fine and you don't need implants".

She persists and says she has always wanted larger breasts and that she thought that he would enjoy them too. They are a little expensive..about $10,000 but we could pay for it over time.

He says, dear, again you look fine and I really don't think you need to spend 10K for implants.

She looks at him and asks again, dear, its something I really want to do...

He says, If you want bigger breasts why don't you just rub a little toilet paper on them.

She replies "What? how is rubbing toilet paper on my tits going to make them big?"

He replies, "Look what it did for your ass!"
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