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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
> There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
> "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
> The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
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> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
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> When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
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> Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
> The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith"
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