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Old 07-02-2007, 11:26 AM   #1
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Wasps Suck

Walk into my barn Friday, its only a large shed, and I fill up lawn tractor with friekin expensive gas. Notice buzzing around head. Dont think anything of it, probably a fly or two or three. Finish putting fuel in tractor. Lift up engine cover because I have to manually press in ignition lever to start tractor. Now the buzzing on top of and behind my head moves to the front. About twenty wasps are looking at me like I am lunch. I bolt to my left out the door and as I do several wasps try for an appetiser. I got stung three times before I was twenty feet away from the barn. Fell on my ass to boot. Went into house and grab a can of Ortho stuff and declared war on the 8 inch tall nest. Spray the living daylights out of it. Showed them who was boss. Arm hurt like hell while I was mowing lawn.

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