Ignorant Dog Owners!!!

[BigFish]

So you are suggesting I release my catch in his yard? DON'T THINK THAT DID NOT OCCUR TO ME!

[tattoobob]

Don't even get me started on this subject, I could write a freaking book
Throw all your dead fish racks on his lawn,

[vineyardblues]

BF, LOL first off.
I have always had German Shepard dogs, I always carry a bag with me and my daughter never leaves the house with out one one, she puts it on the leash so people can see it
As for a Piss......lol not much we can do
A nice dump we pick up


The most you can do about a pee is ......put water on it so your grass does not turn yellow.
Sorry Larry, I am a dog person
VB

[Sluggoslinger]

Originally Posted by vineyardblues

BF, LOL first off.
I have always had German Shepard dogs, I always carry a bag with me and my daughter never leaves the house with out one one, she puts it on the leash so people can see it
As for a Piss......lol not much we can do
A nice dump we pick up


The most you can do about a pee is ......put water on it so your grass does not turn yellow.
Sorry Larry, I am a dog person
VB

I'm a dog person too, I always clean it up and never ever... ever walk my golden on a leash. He prefers bushes to piss on though and on in 50 walks will crap on grass, he prefers leafs. thank god. He does crap on our neighbors lawn in the cape though, but if you knew the guy, you'd want to crap on his front step, so buddy's a team player with him.

[Rockfish9]

This one is right up my alley... two old bags walk their useless kick dogs every day.... they crap on my lawn piss in the flower beds....not that I give a rats keister about the flowers, but the wife likes 'em... and I dont like stepping in dog crap when i mow my lawn.

I thought about trapping a skunk and letting it go in their yard after poking it with sticks....

I came up with a better,less oderous solution.. and it worked..(for now anyway) I still may need that skunk.

I took pictures of the violators, put them in a large manilla envolope,I included their dogs crap as well and walked down to their house,hung the package on the front door and walked away... they no longer travel my side of the street....It's kind of like wrapping a dead fish in an article of clothing... they got the message....

Now if I knew who owned the mangy cat.......

[Slipknot]

My neighbors cats crap all along my house in the mulch and I can't stand it. I go to use the hose and step in their crap and it gets on the hose, the other day I stepped in some and didn't know it and I get in the shop and see this wad stuck to the side of my sneaker, Agghhhhhhhh gag me.
so yesterday I put moth crystals all along the mulch and in the sandy areas in the backyard where I see their crap. They lazy chits won't crap in their own yard?
I thought cats buried their poop, I guess these are just fat lazy bastards. Next I'll get out the bb gun or 22

[Karl F]

Rockfish & Kevin D... .. you must be related to my buddy Jeff.. he took polaroids of the neighbor and his dog in the act.. scooped the poop bagged it.. and delivered said pictures and evidence to the neighbor..
Told him.. "THIS.. is Your's... I DON'T want it....NO more."
Same Deal you done.. Love it.

Larry, Do It!!! Special Delivery!

Sluggoslinger.. must be a Golden "thing".. mine's the same.. won't go on grass.. has to be in the woods (Thank God I'm surrounded by the State Park!).. and mine must be modest too.. she likes to be alone.. .. it's hell when the vet wants a sample... I have to sneak up on her.. MAN.. the look she gives me when she sees me puttin it the ziplock.. like I'm disowned!

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by Karl F

.. she likes to be alone.. .. it's hell when the vet wants a sample...

Shy bladder syndrome.

[Sluggoslinger]

Originally Posted by Karl F

Sluggoslinger.. must be a Golden "thing".. mine's the same.. won't go on grass.. has to be in the woods (Thank God I'm surrounded by the State Park!).. and mine must be modest too.. she likes to be alone.. .. it's hell when the vet wants a sample... I have to sneak up on her.. MAN.. the look she gives me when she sees me puttin it the ziplock.. like I'm disowned!

Same way here. When he's doing his duty, I have to look the other way or he takes forever... totally a golden thing...

My father gives him a biscut every time he takes a chit so now he also comes running up after licking his chops waiting for his treat.

We also had our neighbor in the cape bag all of his goodies and bring them to the front door. My father said thanks, we needed some fertalizer and closed the door. You'd have to know the guy to understand...

[Raven]

is to contact the town clerk or animal control officer for your town and ask about the pet waste law.... in the towns by laws

then you film the son of a beotch and his dog crapping and present that film to the police so they can issue him a ticket.

the bacterial in pet waste is polluting all our rivers, lakes and oceans.

[MAC]

Originally Posted by BigFish

So you are suggesting I release my catch in his yard? DON'T THINK THAT DID NOT OCCUR TO ME!

If you know where that person lives bring it back to them. Could work good in the summer time when car windows are down.....

[Backbeach Jake]

My next door neighbor used to empty her mutt on my front lawn. My wife and I could be enjoying the later afternoon on the porch and the nutbar next door would walk over turn her back ( So we couldn't see her, I guess) . My front lawn is less than 10 feet from porch to sidewalk. Did you know I was a language instructor?

[kevin d]

I started finding presents in my yard when I lived in Hawaii. I got up early one morning and saw the owner but said nothing. I got my shovel, scooped it up and went to his front door. When he answered I smiled and said " You left this in my yard and I thought I would return it." I then plopped it on his front porch and went home. He was a little pissed off but he never walked his dog in my yard again.