Joke for today?

[Goose]

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to
take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the
rake. He yells up to his wife, to look out the window
and says, "Where is the rake?"
She can't hear him and shouts back,"What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his
knee and finally makes a raking motion.The wife is not sure and says,"What?"
The man repeats his gestures, ... points to his eye,
then points to his knee... and finally makes a raking
motion..."EYE KNEE THE RAKE"!
The wife understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye... next she points to
her left breast...then she points to her butt... and
finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come
close to understanding that one.Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in
the friggin'hell was that?!!"
She replies; EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH

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