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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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09-10-2006, 03:16 AM
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woody
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Port St Lucie Fla.
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18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?
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09-10-2006, 06:38 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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09-10-2006, 07:43 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: RockVegas
Posts: 3,228
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 That's what I was thinking Larry. How'd the discussion go from yard sales to a list of fishing witicisms  |
The future ain't what it used to be. --Yogi Berra
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09-10-2006, 08:25 AM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Hijack in progress.  |
" Choose Life "
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09-10-2006, 10:30 AM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Mom in a mini van pulls over up ahead to a yard sale. She gets out of the van ,eyes fixed on here target and walks up the driveway to a pile of junk . Meanwhile, the side door on the mini van opens and little kids come jumping out into oncoming traffic . Good thing I drive defensively . Good thing mom wasn't fine and my gaze wasn't fixed on her walking up the drive way . I'd be front page news today .. Idiot .
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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09-10-2006, 12:38 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,711
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Good point...seals really bother me too. |
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09-10-2006, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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i got me a calour TEEE VEEE for five bucks.......  |
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