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				Two Italian Virgins
			 
 Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. However, theyhave no idea what there supposed to do once they get to their hotel
 room. The newlyweds decide to call his mother and get some advice on
 what to do. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together and
 snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from there.
 The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens. He calls his
 mother back to find out what to do next. She says they should take their
 clothes off, get under the covers in bed, and nature should takes its
 course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but still nothing.
 He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation
 she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in
 her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him. A few minutes later he
 reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my nose in her armpit.
 What do I do next?"
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