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01-20-2006, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Clammer
you all don,t listen// the worse day S crewing is better than the best day fishing  |
thats the worst BS I ever heard out of you Clammer 
You can never beat a good days fishing......I will take bass anyday over a women! |
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01-20-2006, 04:29 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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someone get the eel guy some help . fish is better than woman ?they smell a lot alike but thats it . Ill walk a flight of stairs anyday than walk a mile on the beach . thats why we have mustaches .
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01-20-2006, 06:25 PM
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#33
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marriage
hahaha I'm 19 and reading this cracked me up. all i can say is sucks for you guys! lol. no j/p but the kids on my floor are diggin the jokes.
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01-20-2006, 06:29 PM
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#34
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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I wish you and your floor mates all the best when you tie the knot...sleep with one eye open!  Hope you marry a good one....I thought I did and I was dead wrong!!!! Sometimes you don't know until its too late!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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01-20-2006, 06:42 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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larry
your so right . find the right one ( or at least one that will put up with you ) ! coming from a divorced family , Ive been honestly happily married for 22 years . I do what I want when I want as long as it doesnt interfer with her plans . the thing is some people dont belong together . but I know all the divorced dads are surely glad the have their kids ( even though they were delivered by a snake ) . some good comes from it all . it is a vicious circle !
to you younger folks try a lot of different people until you find the one that will put up with you shinnagins .
now back to our real issues at hand .
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01-20-2006, 07:00 PM
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#36
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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You can't live with them, you cant live without them.
Save your money go to Vegas once a month and get what you need.
Then come home and fish
But then maybe not. Pass me a beer will ya |
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01-20-2006, 07:37 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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Ill second that idea ! but get a hooker in vegas
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01-20-2006, 08:39 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Haven County, CT
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Ya know, you can make some nice pencil poppers with their femur bones.
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01-20-2006, 08:54 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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and if the glove don't fit, they will a...  |
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01-21-2006, 05:46 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Haven County, CT
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Really easy to drill through the cartilage for through-wiring.
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01-21-2006, 06:58 PM
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#41
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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kill her with kindness....someone has to give...it will rot her a$$  |
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01-21-2006, 09:07 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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I was part of a semi-Italian family for about five years...you guys know what it did to me!!!
I was the only Irish part!!!
Luckily, after all was said and done, all was said and done.
Not afraid to drive around Waltham anymore...although I have a new and unidentified truck to drive around in.
Would never, ever get to that point again...although my girlie is walking the talk these days.
Later,
Still have my legs,
Rick
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John Redmond Thinks He's Smart By Changing My Avatar
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01-21-2006, 09:08 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Shennanigans, what was the name of the place with all the stuff on the walls and the great mozzarella stix?
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John Redmond Thinks He's Smart By Changing My Avatar
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01-21-2006, 09:09 PM
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#44
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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RickBomba,,,  |
I'm going where I'm going... 
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01-23-2006, 11:57 AM
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Is it May yet?
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Gloucester Ma
Posts: 1,238
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Originally Posted by BigFish
you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!!  |
ummm.. I think I married your ex's twin. I'll say a prayer for you man...  |
"Twitch....Twitch....Twitch....WHAM!"
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01-25-2006, 09:00 AM
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#46
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Registered LUser
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mashpee, MA
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Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
My grandfather allways told me, If you want to find out what a woman is really like, spend a lot of time with her mother and find out what she is really like!!!
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My mom is very sweet and everything good, but she has, uh, kind of a moustache. My sister's 40 and has been waxing for prolly 10 years. Bad tidings for my older years, I guess.  oke: My face ain't too furry now, thank goodness. But the man's already met my mom, so he knows what he's in for. The poor thing. |
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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01-25-2006, 09:58 AM
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#47
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,794
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B/B WTF  RAZOR  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-25-2006, 05:40 PM
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#48
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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DIVORCE is like a death in the family, grieving never ends sometime
My wife once told me that she is never going through a divorce again, her second/my first marriage, so I took a long look at her and said, "does that mean I could do just about anything I want and you in some way or another would find a way to get work/through it (whatever it was) whatever I did to piss her off, and she said, "yes".
In my job I have seen a lot of heartache on both sides. I have always said that a divorce is like a death in the family that you never stop grieving over. Never having personally been through it make me lucky certainly but in my job in the last 32 years I could recount some horror stories. It is always the kids that suffer the most thought that what tears me apart.
I've seen some pretty rotten guys and some pretty rotten women too. I remember one night getting sent to an apartment on a one man response domestic violence call years ago after the guy called. When I got there I met the guy outside at the end of the driveway. He said his girlfriend through something on his back on which he was wearing a t shirt while they were arguing in the kitchen. He then said he told the girlfriend he was taking off. As he went out the door she through a lit match at the back of his tshirt. It went up in a ball of flames. The liquid she through on him was charcoal lighter fluid. Lucky he moved quick and stripped the shirt off before he was burned. It was at his feet in the driveway, and absoluely nothing was left of it. She was arrested. He packed up his things while she was our guest. Funny thing about these two we kept going there and he swore up and down he wasn't the agressor, and she swore she would never doing anything to upset the children.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-25-2006, 06:41 PM
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#49
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TB on a stick
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Peniche, Portugal
Posts: 129
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Originally Posted by Clammer
Hey ROSS // its just my opinion // I realize all tooooooooo well that we all have different problems & I respect that // You know me well enough to know its just my opinion == that there isn,t a woman on earth that shouldn,t be loved [physical] that being said /if ya hit them topside after with a f #$%^&*()(*& hammer that,s [OK] toooooooooooooooo |
What's that, Clammer?  |
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01-25-2006, 07:10 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by Saltheart
Can't live with them , can't live without them!!
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Can't live with them, can't kill them 
Bernzy
BTW, third time is a charm  |
"Sometimes you eat the bear and, well, sometimes... the bear, he eats you." _____________________
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01-26-2006, 03:20 PM
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#51
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Guess I got lucky 11 years and no end in sight....I know that ain't $hit compared to some but it's a solid start.
It's about making good decisions.
It's also a certain amount of work. You make your decision then it is up to both parties to make the decision work....
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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01-27-2006, 11:53 AM
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#52
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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THE #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
YOU MUST BE A LONELY GUY #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-27-2006, 08:57 PM
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#53
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: n.chelmsford
Posts: 347
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 MARRIAGE IS NOT A WORD, IT'S A SENTENCE! 12 years of blissfulunderstandingcommunication ! ( big word that describes marriage) |
Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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01-28-2006, 07:17 AM
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#54
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
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Im Gay
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Pro Tool Club....
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01-28-2006, 07:18 AM
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#55
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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The pants were a dead giveaway! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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01-28-2006, 07:29 AM
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#56
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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my xwife = antichrist
may she slide under a mack truck and taste her own blood
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Pro Tool Club....
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01-28-2006, 07:29 AM
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#57
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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I love U
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Pro Tool Club....
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01-29-2006, 06:45 PM
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#58
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Location: Hard aground
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02-14-2006, 11:00 AM
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#59
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Califonia
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I'm reading this thread and it's kinda funny, it sound like what a couple of my friends are going though,I've never been married so I don't know first hand what divorce is like so I don't have to pay pu$$y tax.....I like the idea of going to Vegas getting a hooker or dating a strriper....disposable girl friends  |
next best thing to fishing is buying new gear
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