What to do when pulled over for speeding..By Bassmaster

[fishaholic18]

Originally Posted by bassmaster

slide under a mack truck and tast ya blood
I feel like clammer on blues

You sure you weren't drinkin' or on drugs that night?

[bassmaster]

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh
that set me ta grumpin.
i hate drugs
like my avitar
lmao

[Slipknot]

you're avatar is on drugs

[Karl F]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
Texas Sheriffs Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because
he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
at the deputies expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign ."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a
complete stop, that's the law. License and
registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license
and registration and you give me the ticket, if not
you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer
and says:

"Now..... do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

[Swimmer]

Cops don't write gay guys driving jeeps with upside down rainbows tickets because if the stop goes south the cop might have to touch him while placing him under arrest.

Either that, or he gave out the last ticket in the book to the last A....le he stopped. Thier used to be twenty tickets to a book now their is only twenty. Some guys forget.

This could lead to a new board right next to grumpy old farts. We could call it, "Problems faced by gay guys who drive jeeps on Cape Cod."

I would guess that the cop was a summer cop who is not issued a ticket book to begin with.

[bassmaster]

swimmer the kid was greener than hell, though he was going to chit his pants
point is part timers dont need to be pullin over grump old fart on deserted road

[Swimmer]

It sounded to me like he was bored and bit of way more than he can or could chew. Dave, on the cape don't many of those boys that are summer cops play for the semi-pro baseball league? I know they sued to. Probably changed his mind about any career in law enforcement.